Meet Your Liaisons : Kelsey

Julia Polischuk

Hometown: Victoria, British Columbia

Program: Chemical Engineering

Favourite Dodgeball Memory: All the tournaments as well as the bonding it provided my floor

If you could pick any three celebrities to be on your dream Dodgefest team, who would you pick and why? Chris Hemsworth because who doesn’t want Thor to be on their dodgeball team, Jennifer Lawrence since she is pretty badass, Peter Dinklage because he is too small to be easily hit

What is the best piece of advice you could give to first years when it comes to playing in the LDL? It’s a recreational league, remember that you’re there to have fun and if you think you got hit, you got hit

If you could make a Tuckey Mixtape that symbolizes your life in a nutshell, what three songs would be on it? Hakuna Matata, It Happens by Sugarland, Somethin’ I’m Good At by Brett Eldredge

Max Deptuck

Hometown: Calgary, Alberta

Program: Business

Favourite Dodgeball Memory: Campus Cup

If you could pick any three celebrities to be on your dream Dodgefest team, who would you pick and why? Anna Kendrick, Winston Churchill, Julius Caesar

What is the best piece of advice you could give to first years when it comes to playing in the LDL? Have fun, don’t take it too seriously.

If you could make a Tuckey Mixtape that symbolizes your life in a nutshell, what three songs would be on it? My Heart Will Go On, Single Ladies, Wish You Were Here

Jalyse Haluszka

Hometown: Breton, Alberta

Program: General Sciences

Favourite Dodgeball Memory: My first 1v1 against Sydney May

If you could pick any three celebrities to be on your dream Dodgefest team, who would you pick and why? Nick Carter, Kevin Richardson and Brian Littrell because They’ve Got It Goin’ On

What is the best piece of advice you could give to first years when it comes to playing in the LDL? Throw those red balls

If you could make a Tuckey Mixtape that symbolizes your life in a nutshell, what three songs would be on it? Beyonce Formation on repeat

Carly Kay

Hometown: Kamloops, British Columbia

Program: Psychology

Favourite Dodgeball Memory: Cheering on the Kelsey AllStar team with G00NSQU4D or destroying brackets with 8-9K against 3-4H during playoffs

If you could pick any three celebrities to be on your dream Dodgefest team, who would you pick and why? Do previous AllStars count as celebs?

What is the best piece of advice you could give to first years when it comes to playing in the LDL? Have fun and watch other people play, you pick up a lot watching from the sidelines

If you could make a Tuckey Mixtape that symbolizes your life in a nutshell, what three songs would be on it? I’m a Flirt remix -R. Kelly, Business Matoma remix – Eminem, I Love College – Asher Roth

Harrison Huber

Program: Arts

Favourite Dodgeball Memory: Mackenzie Reeves throwing dodgeballs

If you could pick any three celebrities to be on your dream Dodgefest team, who would you pick and why? Betty White as Corner, Joseph Gordon Levitt, and Gal Gadot

What is the best piece of advice you could give to first years when it comes to playing in the LDL? As someone who had their arm hurt throughout the majority of first year, I’d say that warming up correctly and being safe is probably one of the best things you can do because the risk of injury is not worth it

If you could make a Tuckey Mixtape that symbolizes your life in a nutshell, what three songs would be on it? Bonfire, Juke Box Hero, Humble

Wyatt Carlson

Hometown: Ardrossan, Alberta

Program: General Sciences

Favourite Dodgeball Memory: Making AllStars as a first year

If you could pick any three celebrities to be on your dream Dodgefest team, who would you pick and why? Just André the Giant cause he kinda counts as three people and I feel like he could really sling a ball

What is the best piece of advice you could give to first years when it comes to playing in the LDL? Stretch before games and ice after

If you could make a Tuckey Mixtape that symbolizes your life in a nutshell, what three songs would be on it? White and Nerdy by Weird Al on repeat forever

Calvin Chen

Hometown: Calgary, Alberta

Program: Mechanical Engineering

Favourite Dodgeball Memory: Getting team killed by a shame ball thrown by Nathan Becker

If you could pick any three celebrities to be on your dream Dodgefest team, who would you pick and why? Bruce Wayne cuz he’s Batman. Obama cause he can give a good motivational pre-game speech and Arnold Schwarzenegger so he can say “get to the line” instead of “get to the choppa”

What is the best piece of advice you could give to first years when it comes to playing in the LDL? Follow the 4 pillars of dodgeball and maybe the 5th and when in doubt you’re out bro

If you could make a Tuckey Mixtape that symbolizes your life in a nutshell, what three songs would be on it? Cailou theme song, For What It’s Worth – Buffalo Springfield , My Neck My Back – Khia

Brennan Schaufert

Hometown: Okotoks, Alberta

Program: Economics

Favourite Dodgeball Memory: Winning the first 9 games with 9 Henday last year, and then never winning again

If you could pick any three celebrities to be on your dream Dodgefest team, who would you pick and why? Phil Mickelson and that’s it

What is the best piece of advice you could give to first years when it comes to playing in the LDL? The game is more fun when people are involved. Go to your games and try to go see other teams play too

If you could make a Tuckey Mixtape that symbolizes your life in a nutshell, what three songs would be on it? Thats really super, super girl by XTC, Conrad Tokyo by ATCQ and September by Earth Wind and Fire

Caelan Libke

Hometown: Melfort, Saskatchewan

Program: Paleontology

Favourite Dodgeball Memory: When Calvin Chen got blown up at the line by a shame ball

If you could pick any three celebrities to be on your dream Dodgefest team, who would you pick and why? The Rock because he probably has a freaking hard throw, Jackie Chan because I feel like he would make a great shagger, Morgan Freeman just so he can make our line cheer sound cool with his voice

What is the best piece of advice you could give to first years when it comes to playing in the LDL? Always warm up because no one wants to deal with broken arms

If you could make a Tuckey Mixtape that symbolizes your life in a nutshell, what three songs would be on it? Don’t Stop Believing, Eye Of The Tiger and Staying Alive

Matt Miller

Hometown: Lloydminster, Alberta

Program: Psychology

Favourite Dodgeball Memory: Jesse Gunderson, the man, the legend, taking out the entire other team to carry us to a win

If you could pick any three celebrities to be on your dream Dodgefest team, who would you pick and why? IThe Rock, because that mans an animal, Lebron james because he’s also a beast, and finally Chris Pratt for team moral

What is the best piece of advice you could give to first years when it comes to playing in the LDL? Don’t get worried about making mistakes, it takes everyone a long time how to play right, having an arm isn’t all that makes a dodgeball player good

If you could make a Tuckey Mixtape that symbolizes your life in a nutshell, what three songs would be on it? A$AP Rocky’s song F****n Problems, Hooked On A Feeling by Blue Swede, and finally O-o-h Child by Five Stairsteps

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